Exam Jokes

Of course I am not going to cheat on the exam tomorrow, I am simply going to study during it !!
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Announcement In University:
"The Students Who Have Parked Their Cars On The Driveway, Please Move Them immediately"

Another Anouncement After 15 Minutes:

"The 250 Students Who Went To Move 8 Cars Please Return To Their Respective Classes right now"
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Exams are like Girl friends
- Difficult to understand

- Too many questions

- More explanation is needed

- Result is always fail!
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Human brain is the most outstanding object in world.
It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year.

It functions right from the time we are born,

and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
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What is the true meaning of ‘Study’??
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S. Sleeping

T. Talking

U. Unlimited sms

D. Dreaming

Y. Yaani mast life

SO carry on study..!! Plzzzzz.
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