Examination Techniques

eXams are there, at the paper u stare; the answer is nowhere, which makes u pull ur hair. The teachers make u glare, the grades r not fair, but just like the past 20 yrs, WE DONT CARE !!

Father to son: If You don’t pass your Exams this time Dont call me DAD, After some days…….. Father:How is your result? Son:Sorry Bashir Saab. *** How many days it will take to read a book of 1000 pages? writer: 6 months doctor: 2 months lawyer: 1 month profsr: 1 week student: only in one night right before the exam. *** What is M A T H S…..? . . . . . . . M-Mental A-Attack T-To H-Healthy S-Student *** Yesterday in my room all my books were singing a song… Guess which song…?? Guess…!! . . . . . Oo zara zara touch me touch me touch me…!! *** The Most Unfulfilled Desire Of All Science Students Is… A Bomb Should Have Fallen Instead Of An Apple On NEWTON…:D *** If a paper comes very tough in exam. Just close your eyes for a moment. Take a deep breath and say loudly. . . . This is a very interesting subject, I want to study it again.