Fun SMS on Exams
My nights are going sleepless, my days are going useless. So I asked GOD, "is this love?". GOD replied, "no dear, result is near". *** To be a "Good professional", always start to study late for "Exams". Because it teaches how to manage "Time" and tackle "Emergencies"!! *** An engineering student to his sweeper brother: "mere paas degree hai, knowledge hai, 4 logon mein baithne ki izzat hai. Tere paas kya hai?". Sweeper: Mere paas naukri hai. *** “The probability of a topic coming in exam increases exponentially, if one decides to leave the topic completely….” *** According to newton’s 4th law for exams- every book will continue to be at rest or covered with dust until some external or internal exam moves it! *** Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall.