Examination Techniques

People say, “They are essential evils”. They are necessary since till now no other alternative method has been adopted universally and Evils because most people shiver by it’s name. Come EXAMS and many hearts skip a beat, students get anxious and spend sleepless nights. Not only students many adults suffer from exam phobia. They may be excellent at their work but when asked to prove their prowess through an examination, often they falter showing their vulnerability towards exams and exam related stress. Competition has become an inseparable part of our lives and it is the fear of this competition that leaves us feeling unhappy, paranoid and worried. The fear of being put to test can be quite stressful for many people. This affects them adversely and they fail to perform to the best of their ability. However, some positive steps may help the examinees to reduce their stress and assist them in achieving their target. Below mentioned are some simple yet effective steps to combat the

In 2006, 5,857 students — or 16 a day — committed suicideacross India due to exam stress, reported the Times of India recently. Some students have discovered other mechanisms todeal with the pressure, like running away from home or simply refusing to appear for exams. If you are a student, there is no need for me to explain what exam stress is. Sleepless nights, troubled thoughts, loss of appetite, rapid pulse, trembling hands - these are typical manifestations of exam fear. Recent research has shown that it affects all the systems of the human body: nervous, immune, cardiovascular, etc. Unfortunately, the negative influence of this phenomenon on the students’ body and their psychology is underestimated nowadays. Social polls demonstrate that students perceive the exams as a “duel of questions and answers”, as a “severe torture” as “intellectual and emotional overload”. Do we need exams in the first place ? - Yes, exams are important for you as their results influence future profes

1) He/she will never/seldom talk about his/her studies/syllabus. 2) The one who says "maine 8 mein se 3 hi unit kari hain..tune??" 30 mins before the exam. 3) He will say the word "REAPPEAR/BACK AA GAYI" without any sad expression. 4) The one who says to teacher "Sir. report maine khud banayl hai"..but goes blank when asked questions. 6) When asked about bad result in exams he/she replies " Papa, hamare college mein teachers hi nahi hain..Jo hain wo bhi bekaar hain" with a firm face and then says to himself/herself "BACH GAYA".. 6) On a combined study night with friends, at 3 A.M. they say " Chal saale. neeche ghum ke aate hain"..and all others agree readily. 7) Who plan to study whole night with friends, and sleep with their mouth open after a can of RED BULL which they had to keep them awake..(Even RED BULL fails) 8) The one who starts and ends his day with 'TERI %S@%*)!'...but doesn't seem to know

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry final exam: "Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Support your answer with a proof." Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: "First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So, we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more th

To know about GATE exams, click here . GATE is an exam that tests you on your fundamentals. The questions are generally derivations of the fundamentals. Preparation for GATE is an ongoing process, and is supposed to happen in stages. First get your fundamentals right, and then test yourself on those fundamentals. When you have done this, you should pit yourself with the competition, which means a mock test which would give you a percentile to let you know where you stand amongst competitors. How do you choose which coaching material to go with. This is something that is quite subjective. A coaching material cannot be assessed until you have gone through it. So, you could go by the word of your seniors as to what coaching material they followed to prepare for GATE. Here are some parameters on which you can decide whether you should go for a particular coaching institute, use a particular coaching material, or tests: 1. Material Collection Syllabus : All the relevant books based on

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Of course I am not going to cheat on the exam tomorrow, I am simply going to study during it !! *** Announcement In University: "The Students Who Have Parked Their Cars On The Driveway, Please Move Them immediately" Another Anouncement After 15 Minutes: "The 250 Students Who Went To Move 8 Cars Please Return To Their Respective Classes right now" *** Exams are like Girl friends - Difficult to understand - Too many questions - More explanation is needed - Result is always fail! *** Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall. *** What is the true meaning of ‘Study’?? . . . S. Sleeping T. Talking U. Unlimited sms D. Dreaming Y. Yaani mast life SO carry on study..!! Plzzzzz. ***