Funny Exam SMS
Father to son:
If You don’t pass your Exams this time
Dont call me DAD,
After some days……..
Father:How is your result?
Son:Sorry Bashir Saab.
***
How many days it will take to read a book of 1000 pages?
writer: 6 months
doctor: 2 months
lawyer: 1 month
profsr: 1 week
student: only in one night right before the exam.
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What is
M A T H S…..?
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M-Mental
A-Attack
T-To
H-Healthy
S-Student
***
Yesterday in my room all my books were singing a song…
Guess which song…??
Guess…!!
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Oo zara zara touch me touch me touch me…!!
***
The Most Unfulfilled Desire Of All Science Students Is…
A Bomb Should Have Fallen
Instead Of
An Apple On NEWTON…:D
***
If a paper comes very tough in exam.
Just close your eyes for a moment.
Take a deep breath and say loudly.
.
.
.
This is a very interesting subject,
I want to study it again.
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