Fun SMS on Exams


My nights are going sleepless, my days are going useless. So I asked GOD, "is this love?". GOD replied, "no dear, result is near".
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To be a "Good professional", always start to study late for "Exams". Because it teaches how to manage "Time" and tackle "Emergencies"!!
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An engineering student to his sweeper brother: "mere paas degree hai, knowledge hai, 4 logon mein baithne ki izzat hai. Tere paas kya hai?".
Sweeper: Mere paas naukri hai.
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“The probability of a topic coming in exam increases exponentially,
if one decides to leave the topic completely….”
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According to newton’s 4th law for exams-
every book will continue to be at rest
or covered with dust
until some
external or internal exam moves it!
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Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
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Education is an organized system
through which we waste half of our life
to learn how to waste
the remaining half of our life!
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Take chit in the exam,
scratch and show to your nearest teacher
win a trip to principal’s office
and enjoy 3 days holiday at home
Hurry, offer valid till exam last!!!!
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A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future?
Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college!
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Burraaah......
Sara syllabus padh liya...
Bas books aur notes padhne reh gaye hain...

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