Corporate Life

In the past few years:
1. I learnt to operate 3 critical machines:
Scanner
Printer
Xerox Machine

2. I learnt to use 3 High End Software:
Microsoft Word
Microsoft Excel
Microsoft PowerPoint

3. I learnt to use 3 great short cuts:
Ctrl+C
Ctrl+V
Ctrl+S

4. I learnt to say three very imp words for professional life:
Yes sir.
Ok sir.
I'll Just Do That sir.

5. When I really wanted to quit, I learnt to:
Wake Up early.
Sleep late.
Continue to Work.

6. I learnt to:
Face Monday!
Fight For 5 Days!
Wait For Friday!

7. I learnt to give reasons to family friends and relatives for not making:
Phone Calls
Messages
Mails

8. I learnt to celebrate these things far away from loved ones:
Birthday
New Year
Festivals

9. In last one year, People say:
You Learnt...
You Earned...
You Enjoyed...

10. But when I compare me with my self I just Sustained...
I just Tolerated...
I just Survived... for bucks.

11. I have survived:
For convenience of my Family...
To avoid blame of Society...
To get tag of Employment...

12. When I already knew that I have got the wrong train...
I learnt to Rejoice...
To be Happy...
To Smile...

I learnt that corporate life and dreams can never meet...
Because when they meet, both will lose their meaning!!!

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