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Exam Fever - Prevention Tips

People say, “They are essential evils”. They are necessary since till now no other alternative method has been adopted universally and Evils because most people shiver by it’s name. Come EXAMS and many hearts skip a beat, students get anxious and spend sleepless nights. Not only students many adults suffer from exam phobia. They may be excellent at their work but when asked to prove their prowess through an examination, often they falter showing their vulnerability towards exams and exam related stress.

Competition has become an inseparable part of our lives and it is the fear of this competition that leaves us feeling unhappy, paranoid and worried. The fear of being put to test can be quite stressful for many people. This affects them adversely and they fail to perform to the best of their ability.

However, some positive steps may help the examinees to reduce their stress and assist them in achieving their target. Below mentioned are some simple yet effective steps to combat the so called “Exam Fever”
  • Many a time students are advised to prepare a Time Table and follow it regularly. However, very few follow this advice and as a result, a fortnight before the exams they find themselves in deep water. In such a situation, it will be helpful if the student identifies which subjects/papers/topics are hard to deal with but are essential from the exam point of view. Every night just before going to sleep, you should go through those difficult topics and after waking up the next morning, once again you should revise the same topics. This should be done everyday, till the exams commence. If this practice is followed for at least 2 weeks, there will be a remarkable progress in you and you’ll gain more confidence.
  • Students who do not regularly indulge in physical exercises or meditation are advised to bring about a slight change in their daily routine at least 1 month prior to their exams. Try to wake up as early as possible based on your sleeping habits. Then for half an hour sit quietly with your legs folded and close your eyes. Forget everything and concentrate on your papers/subjects you’ll be appearing for in the forthcoming exams. Try to evaluate your position, how much portion of your studies you have completed and how much is yet to be finished. Then decide which topics you want to complete on that day. For half an hour, you should not think of anything but studies. This will serve a dual purpose. First of all, for half an hour you focus remains on your exams only, serving the purpose of meditation. Since meditation is nothing but keeping your focus on one particular thing and forgetting the rest. Many people find it hard to meditate since their mind is always thinking about multiple things at a time. They find it hard to concentrate on any one thing even for half an hour. Secondly, since you are thinking of your studies only, mentally you are devising a target which you intend to achieve on that day. This helps to plan your studies daily.
  • Mock Tests are indeed helpful, since Practice makes man Perfect. Even if you are not taking any mock tests, you should try to simulate one. Spare some time in-between your studies and try to imagine the day of your exam. Think of all the necessary things you need to carry with yourself to the examination centre say for example, admit card, pen, pencils, erasers, geometrical instruments (if any) etc. Then imagine yourself to be at the examination hall. You should be very careful while writing your Roll No./Registration No. on you answer sheets. Try to imagine all these things, and also the question paper pattern. If you are aware of the pattern, then try to imagine how you would be attempting the questions, which section would you start off with etc. Apart from these, also think of the situation where you find a drastic change in the question pattern, or a sharp increase in the difficulty level of the paper. You must also imagine these types of adverse situations and what you should do if such a situation occurs. Simulating these virtual situations in your mind makes you more tenacious and less vulnerable to harsh situations. Also you know how to act if such a situation befalls
Remember, there is no short cut to success. However, for those late birds, the above practices would surely help them a lot, if followed truly for at least a month prior to the exams. If followed regularly, there is no doubt that you’ll reap richer benefits.

Is Exam Stress killing you ? Fight it.

In 2006, 5,857 students — or 16 a day — committed suicideacross India due to exam stress, reported the Times of India recently. Some students have discovered other mechanisms todeal with the pressure, like running away from home or simply refusing to appear for exams.

If you are a student, there is no need for me to explain what exam stress is. Sleepless nights, troubled thoughts, loss of appetite, rapid pulse, trembling hands - these are typical manifestations of exam fear. Recent research has shown that it affects all the systems of the human body: nervous, immune, cardiovascular, etc. Unfortunately, the negative influence of this phenomenon on the students’ body and their psychology is underestimated nowadays. Social polls demonstrate that students perceive the exams as a “duel of questions and answers”, as a “severe torture” as “intellectual and emotional overload”.

Do we need exams in the first place ? - Yes, exams are important for you as their results influence future professional career, your social statusand your self–esteem. Every person has own optimal level of worry and anxiety, which helps him/ her to achieve the best results. You must learn how to control your stress and extra anxiety for preparing for the Test. If exams cause great worry, if you have some symptoms of exam stress (insomnia, rapid pulse, hands trembling and so on) youought to do something about it.

Here are a few tips that may help you reduce the exam stress:

Believe in yourself.

You are capable of passing the exam. You wouldn't have been given a place in the class or on the course if you didn't havethe ability to do it.

Don’t just worry – take action!

If you don't understand some of your course material, getting stressed out won't help. Instead, take action by seeing your course tutor or asking your class mates to help you understand the problem.

Don’t put yourself under too much pressure

Aim to do your best but recognise that if you think that "anything less than A+ means I've failed" then you are creating unnecessary stress for yourself.

Take a break.

As soon as you notice you are losing concentration, take a short break – go for a walk, talk to a friend or just listen to some music. Then you will feel refreshed and able to concentrate on your revision again.

On the Exam Day:
Try to avoid panic.

It's natural to feel some exam nerves prior to starting the exam and that can be a positive and motivating feeling. However,getting excessively nervous is counterproductive as it hinders your ability to think clearly.

Breathe deep.

The quickest and most effective way of eliminating feelings of stress and panic is to close your eyes and take several long, slow deep breaths. Breathing in this way calms your whole nervous system.

Guys and Girls, after the exam is over , Don't spend time focussing where you think you went wrong. Often we are our own harshest critics. Congratulate yourself for the things you did right, learn from the bits where you know you could have done better, and then move on.

How to spot an Engineering student?

1) He/she will never/seldom talk about his/her studies/syllabus.

2) The one who says "maine 8 mein se 3 hi unit kari hain..tune??" 30 mins before the exam.

3) He will say the word "REAPPEAR/BACK AA GAYI" without any sad expression.

4) The one who says to teacher "Sir. report maine khud banayl hai"..but goes blank when asked questions.

6) When asked about bad result in exams he/she replies " Papa, hamare college mein teachers hi nahi hain..Jo hain wo bhi bekaar hain" with a firm face and then says to himself/herself "BACH GAYA"..

6) On a combined study night with friends, at 3 A.M. they say " Chal saale. neeche ghum ke aate hain"..and all others agree readily.

7) Who plan to study whole night with friends, and sleep with their mouth open after a can of RED BULL which they had to keep them awake..(Even RED BULL fails)

8) The one who starts and ends his day with 'TERI %S@%*)!'...but doesn't seem to know a single bad word when talking to a girl.

9) Who never fail to shout 'HAAAAAAAYE' when their friend is talking to a girt in college or anywhere on the planet

10) Five guys on a bike/scooter and one of them saying ' Helmet nahi haL.challan nahojaye*.

11) The one who ends up destroying atleast one appliance' device at home thinking that he can repair it

12) The only thing that he/she is concerned about before the final practical exam is ' EXTERNAL AAYA HAI?'

13) When told ' Ye wala topic bhi karna tha'..he/she says 'Ye plchli se pichli baar aaya tha.Jss baar nal aayega'..but thinks ' Agar ye aa gaya toh main fail'

14) One who asks his/her friend 'Pass ho jayega?' and is relieved and relaxed to hear./NAl'.

15) Who is more worried about completing the INDEX of his/her lab file rather than the file itself

16) Sessional exams are just another name for leaving the college early.

17) Who says to his friend 'Bhai movie chalte hain, pass toh hona nai haL.time waste kyun karein sessional mein'

18) Who gets all the notes photocopied throughout the semester only to realize that they are useless.

19) Who judges his performance in exams according to the number of sheets left blank.

20) He/She will say to a friend ' Main padha dunga wo chapter' with utter confidence and then opens the book..and says ' O Ten...main khud bhool gaya'

21) He/she often thinks '12th mein commerce le leta'

22) Who thinks the easiest way to get assignments and files checked is by learning the teachers' signature.

23) Who get to know about projects/assignments on the last date only ...always.

24) Who carries things that look like a Machine Gun and Bakooza, in initial years of college and gets strange looks from people on his way to college...and tells them DRAFTER aur SHEET HOLDER haL.padhai ka saaman hota haL

25) Who spends 3 hours in the drawing class (ED) only to draw a sqaure and a cirlce...that too incorrectly.

26) Who wants to be thrown out of class by the teacher so that he/she can roam around instead of getting bored.

27) Who applies new concepts and theories while answering questions in VIVA in such a manner that would make Einstein commit suicide.

28) At the beginning of new semester he/she thinks 'Iss baar shuru se padhunga'.

29) There are more CDs than books in his/her bag

30) Who has only one aim ' Degree ho jaye kisi tarah.

"Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Support your answer with a proof."

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry final exam:

"Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Support your answer with a proof."

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

"First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So, we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.

Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand as souls are added.

This gives us two possibilities:

1 - If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2 - Of course, if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Ms. Therese Banyan during my Freshman year "That it will be a cold night in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then, #2 cannot be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic."

The student got the only A.

How to prepare for GATE Exam?

To know about GATE exams, click here.

GATE is an exam that tests you on your fundamentals. The questions are generally derivations of the fundamentals. Preparation for GATE is an ongoing process, and is supposed to happen in stages. First get your fundamentals right, and then test yourself on those fundamentals. When you have done this, you should pit yourself with the competition, which means a mock test which would give you a percentile to let you know where you stand amongst competitors. How do you choose which coaching material to go with. This is something that is quite subjective. A coaching material cannot be assessed until you have gone through it. So, you could go by the word of your seniors as to what coaching material they followed to prepare for GATE. Here are some parameters on which you can decide whether you should go for a particular coaching institute, use a particular coaching material, or tests:

1. Material Collection

Syllabus : All the relevant books based on the subject

Divide the books in two groups:
(1) Fundamental and basic concepts
(2) Problem oriented

Some books helpful for pre-requisite knowledge on the subject

Some good guide books for GATE

Previous questions papers (will help a lot)

2. Keep contact with some expert and GATE experienced persons

3. Study - Syllabus and Previous questions papers

4. Start from the first chapter and read at least 5 books, it will widen your knowledge(if necessary consult with the books for pre-requisite knowledge or with some expert)

Note down the probable concepts(definitions, unit, dimension etc.)

Note down necessary theories, formulae (formulae are the key to success in GATE) etc

Solve problems as maximum as possible(from text books, Guide books etc)

Think about various tricks in solving problems (if necessary, note it)

Go for series of self tests based on this chapter(take other's help to conduct tests)

Continue the self tests until getting a very good score

5. Solve more and more problems, discover more and more new tricks…

6. Follow the same procedure for the rest chapters

7. Finally, go for self tests based on whole syllabus(take other's help to conduct these tests)

8.Well, So...... on the exam day…you will be at your best, who can stop you?

Google Aarti For hard core computer/internet worms

Om Jai Google Hare !!
Swami Om Jai Google hare
Programmer’s ke sankat, Developers ke Sankat,
Click main door kare!!
Om Jai Google Hare !!

Jo Dhyawe vo pawe,
dukh bin se man ka, Swami dukh bin se man ka,
Homepage ki sampatti lave, Homework ki sampatti karave
kasht mite work ka,
Swami Om Jai Google hare!!

Tum puran search engine
Tum hi internet yaami, Swami Tum hi internet yaami
Par karo hamari Salary, Par karo hamara interview,
Tum dunia ke swami,
Swami Om Jai Google hare.

Tum information ke saagar,
Tum palan karta, swami Tum palan karta,
Main moorakh khalkamii, Main Searcher tum Server
Tum karta dhartaa !!
Swami Om Jai Google hare!!

Din bandhu dukh harta,
tum rakshak mere, Swami tum thakur mere,
Apni search dikhaao, sare reasearch karao
Site par khada mein tere,
Swami Om Jai Google hare!!

Google devta ki aarti jo koi programmer gaawe,
Swami jo koi bhi programmer gaawe,
Kehet SUN swami, MS hari har swami,
Manwaanchhit fal paawe.
Swami Om Jai Google hare.

BOLO GOOGLE DEVTAA KI ————- JAI

Exam Jokes

Of course I am not going to cheat on the exam tomorrow, I am simply going to study during it !!
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Announcement In University:
"The Students Who Have Parked Their Cars On The Driveway, Please Move Them immediately"

Another Anouncement After 15 Minutes:

"The 250 Students Who Went To Move 8 Cars Please Return To Their Respective Classes right now"
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Exams are like Girl friends
- Difficult to understand

- Too many questions

- More explanation is needed

- Result is always fail!
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Human brain is the most outstanding object in world.
It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year.

It functions right from the time we are born,

and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
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What is the true meaning of ‘Study’??
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S. Sleeping

T. Talking

U. Unlimited sms

D. Dreaming

Y. Yaani mast life

SO carry on study..!! Plzzzzz.
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